crankhound

a dog that will carpet surf and lick their owners sweat in search of methamphetamine

"Boy, Kathy's Jack Russel terrier is a real crankhound."

by wereatnjustgoforit August 27, 2025

Crackhound

A run down bus that is usually occupied with crackheads, meth heads, and in general crazy people. Usually a Greyhound bus.

After abandoning my truck, at the Flying J, I had to buy a bus ticket to take the Crackhound home.

by DFrnkln06 November 18, 2018

craphound

Someone who relishes crap in any form. A craphound is someone who has an intense desire for anything that is cheap, dirty, of poor quality, etc.

"I can't believe he eats fast food everyday."
"Yeah, he's a real craphound."

by glock 32 June 1, 2007

crackhounded

To ride in a crackhound.

After being fired , I got crackhounded home.

by WalkswithCat February 3, 2019

craphound

A purveyor of crap. One who seeks to persuade another that his or her self-serving ideas should be adopted, despite their crappiness.

"Moritz, you craphound! Leave me alone!" -- Burt Lancaster, "Local Hero", 1983

by burt lancaster January 10, 2008

Crackhound

A person who puts a glass dick in their mouth with a crackstone they stuffed down their glass dick stem and they’ll cry or suck a dick for crack

This crackhound is on the glass dick

by Ozgoated January 19, 2024