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crap ass 

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when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.
While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.
crap ass by greg September 30, 2003
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crap ass 

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slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.
"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"
crap ass by BetsyD December 27, 2005
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crap ass 

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to say something sucks
"that's crap ass!"
crap ass by Jay April 18, 2003
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Crap-Ass 

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A word used hen something totally sucks and things arent going the way you planned.
Uhhhhh this is so crap-ass I've been stuck on this stupid ride for an hours
Crap-Ass by HedCandy December 25, 2007
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crap ass nannie 

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An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good
Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie
crap ass nannie by Prick100 July 26, 2014
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Crap ass sorry rat bastard 

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it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me
The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard
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Yap Trap

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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas 

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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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