That one
douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’
t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or
Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my
balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna
wack him in the dick with my stick
later.