cran-solut

A cocktail made with cranberry juice and Absolut vodka. Often served over cubed or crushed ice.

She almost peed her pants, and not just because she was on her third cran-solut--his story was just simply hilarious.

cran-solut by Derrel Nonayerbusiness February 28, 2011

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Crabsolutely

When you absolutely have crabs.

Karen: Um...Jim...Do you have crabs?
Jim: Crabsolutely!

Crabsolutely by SmilesMcGee January 31, 2009

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Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

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Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

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