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Agnes Carlsson 

A Swedish Idol participant and singer. One of the hottest women in swedish history.
Man 1: Dude! That Agnes Carlsson is hot. I want to do her! But i think my girl would disagree!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!
Agnes Carlsson by Lindstroem December 11, 2009
A big, beautiful man who is full of love. He loves to workout and help your grandmother across the street.Not one for small talk, only engages in deep conversation. If you don't have a caisson in your life you need one.
That guy is such a caisson, he's so cool.
caisson by Big uy September 14, 2020

Johan Huss Carlsson 

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead
Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things
Johan Huss Carlsson by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021

chaisson 

Generly refer to the sub human species, They come as fat enfants and lose weight with age, there covered in hair like the beast they are and they are usualy name their young Travis.
Your being disgusting, you look like a chaisson when you do that, do you want me to call u travis u sick fuck.
chaisson by bobby king of syan February 14, 2009

Carlsson 

”It is the best last namn to have. If your last name is Carlsson, then you should be extremely happy. It is a gift from the higher ups (AKA your parents). A divine gift which you should cherish forever and always”.
For example: “Oh is your last name Carlsson?, you must truuuuuly be blessed”
Carlsson by M-A-J-A January 2, 2019

Lukas Carlsson 

Lukas Carlsson is a very handsome and fit guy who is a lady magnet if you wish. Every girl has a very good time hanging out with him and he is good at making friends. He keeps his shape good at all time and all other people at gym class feel very sad when Lukas dominates the field. Lukas often keeps to himself and likes to be single. Even tho a lot of girls are available for him he still stays single for his own best. Lukas always tries to be nice to everyone but still manages to get his heart broken.
look its Lukas Carlsson! He is such a good friend. All the ladies would love to be with him.
Lukas Carlsson by bestmaster69 December 9, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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