craining out 

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'

craining out by premature E September 8, 2013

Craiging Out 

Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.

A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.

Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.

Craiging Out by Indigo Davy Jones March 3, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016