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Craffee 

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Chris Pirillo had a craffee this morning, he hated it.
Craffee by Thegrig200 April 21, 2013
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craffee 

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Crap coffee. As created by Chris Pirillo.
Pirillo Vlog 362 (What's Better Than Tetris) 00:16 "I started the day with a cup of craffee........ That would be my word for crappy coffee. I expect it to show up on Urban Dictionary within the hour."
craffee by notlockergnome April 21, 2013

Craffee 

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'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.
I am drinking Craffee
Craffee by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

Craffee 

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Coffee that has crack added to it instead of sugar
Man stay clear of Ingrid when shes on her Craffee
Craffee by Hoflock June 13, 2008

Loomis Chaffee 

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Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.


Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.

Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.

As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.

Townies hate us for some reason.

To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."

Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."

Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
Loomis Chaffee by Old Alum June 27, 2008

Loomis Chaffee Boys 

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Loomis Chaffee Boys are from a boarding school in Windsor, CT. How to be one is quite simple: be an absolute dick head to women to make up for your small penis and closeted homosexuality. Additionally, you should try to be a double, if not, triple repeat; meaning you are a sophomore and 18. Preferably going for girls who are 3-5 years younger than you. Throw in a shitty mullet.
White Girl 1: Have you ever spoken to a Loomis Chaffee Boys?
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
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