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Cradles
Cradles by oreocookie78 August 10, 2021
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Cradles your catfish
A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Daughter: I need tampons!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!
Cradles your catfish by VaginalErection August 10, 2014
Cradled
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018
Da Vinci's Cradle
Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!
"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."
"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."
"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009
rob the cradle
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
rob the cradle by kiddm May 9, 2007
K-Town Cradle
When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.
Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.
K-Town Cradle by TS Alexa January 27, 2021
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