Daughter: I need tampons!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!