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Crackhead Moment 

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.
Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

crackhead ned 

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

crackhead culture

Crackheald Culture is the music video of BTS's 'IDOL'. Stream it, live it, love it.
Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?

Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!