crackington

Crackington is the whoom of doom age. It’s lingers around in whoom of doom. It has no voice’ it has no pecker
It never never wanted a pecker.
You see
You see him at here
You see him Ruddy every were
Up and down

Left and right

Crack grin doesn’t give a shite
He’s quite a guy loves bronze eye

If he had apecker
It would be brouner than ever.

The whoom of dooom is crackington

by Wombofdoom May 24, 2022

crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease

Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.

by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006

cramlington

Cramlington is a famous location in northumberland just outside newcastle famous for manor walks, buzcock and inbreds.

A place where all the little divys go and inbreds 2 drink act hard and get easy sex.

'Here ye cumin 2 crammy/cramlington 4 a drink, shag the slags and have a fight like hew'

'my dads my grandad and my ma's my auntie'

by ian david wright May 12, 2010

crapington

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing

e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington

by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004

cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008

Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

Crammy/Cramlington

Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.

'I used to live in Crammy/Cramlington'

'You poor soul'

by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022