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cramlington

Cramlington is a famous location in northumberland just outside newcastle famous for manor walks, buzcock and inbreds.

A place where all the little divys go and inbreds 2 drink act hard and get easy sex.
'Here ye cumin 2 crammy/cramlington 4 a drink, shag the slags and have a fight like hew'

'my dads my grandad and my ma's my auntie'
by ian david wright May 12, 2010
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Crammy/Cramlington

Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.
'I used to live in Crammy/Cramlington'

'You poor soul'
by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022
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callington

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB
What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"
by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011
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crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease
Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.
by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006
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crapington

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing
e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington
by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004
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Calmingtons

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"
by MrTimmington December 15, 2008
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Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017
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