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cracker jacks 

a term used for jacking crackers.
"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."

"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"
cracker jacks by G E April 28, 2008

rats for cracker jacks 

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.
"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack bitch 

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.
Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
cracker jack bitch by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

Cracker Jack Box 

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
Cracker Jack Box by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

cracker jack'd 

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd
cracker jack'd by Me not You. July 25, 2014