Cracker bag

It's a slightly less offensive way of calling someone "a crazy".

Look Drew - She's a proper Cracker bag!

by JaXnwhits October 10, 2008

Clacker Bag

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are

Kiss my Clacker Bag You Mother!

by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010

bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.

Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.

by Almuemadan December 12, 2016

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

crackerballs

The testicles attached to a white male

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.

by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017