crack shed 

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

crack shed by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Johnny Crackseed 

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.

Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?

Johnny Crackseed by Epills Dictator August 24, 2006

Crackheduilous 

The god of a religion founded in the backwater parts of New Jersey in 1986.
He is a black and purple kraken that has the most extreme and never ending madness as he has been using cocaine since the start of the Universe. (which he created)

Fuck off with that Crackheduilous shit, I just had a guy knocking on my door about Jehova now this?

Crackheduilous by Zebboatstard April 23, 2021

Crackshek 

some tiny House on a bridge around railroads, used by teens to smoke weed when its cold outside and their parents are awared.

"ayo boys, lets get to the crackshek tonight."

Crackshek by Cain1301 January 30, 2022

crackhedatry

The art form of being a crack head and having crack head tendencies.

I tried to walk in the store to get cigarettes but Steve got me again he is skilled in crackhedatry so I gave him that dollar.

crackhedatry by ! Erika Rock's! May 20, 2018