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v. To reach around from behind someone (particularly a woman, but may be a man) and grasp their breasts. Usually done without prior warning.

Comes from the shape of one's hands when grasping said breasts -- fingers looking like a crab's legs -- and the breasts themselves -- being the fruit.
I was minding my own business one day while walking down the street and some pervert crabfruited me! Needless to say, I wrecked his balls.
crabfruit by Francis B. September 23, 2009
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CARDFRUIT 

TikTok trend that asks users to google CARDFRUIT
The keyword directs to a website which allows users to receive gift cards upon completing quick surveys such as downloading apps from the google/apple store
tiktoker: “google cardfruit”
CARDFRUIT by JackieChanOnTikTok March 24, 2023
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cardfruit 

ur here from tiktok
tiktoker: “google cardfruit”
cardfruit by lyss.kys January 7, 2023

Cardfruit 

A dumb tiktok trend attempted by scammers to get you to click on a site which supposedly has free gift cards. It’s not real don’t fall for it, it’s a phishing website where they take your details and sell it on to other people. You will not get a gift card u dumb cunt
Don’t be a dumb cunt and get scammed by cardfruit
Cardfruit by B1llionz June 6, 2023

Charfruiterie Board 

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.
Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026