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cardfruit 

ur here from tiktok
tiktoker: “google cardfruit”
cardfruit by lyss.kys January 7, 2023

Cardfruit 

A dumb tiktok trend attempted by scammers to get you to click on a site which supposedly has free gift cards. It’s not real don’t fall for it, it’s a phishing website where they take your details and sell it on to other people. You will not get a gift card u dumb cunt
Don’t be a dumb cunt and get scammed by cardfruit
Cardfruit by B1llionz June 6, 2023
v. To reach around from behind someone (particularly a woman, but may be a man) and grasp their breasts. Usually done without prior warning.

Comes from the shape of one's hands when grasping said breasts -- fingers looking like a crab's legs -- and the breasts themselves -- being the fruit.
I was minding my own business one day while walking down the street and some pervert crabfruited me! Needless to say, I wrecked his balls.
crabfruit by Francis B. September 23, 2009

califruit 

An annoying, acne-tainted left-wing human from California, especially in the Bay Area. Usually they like to show off what they know.
Ugh, that califruit is spouting his liberal policy bullshit again. What a showoff.
califruit by Zongynong November 26, 2017

cakefruit 

Is the complete oppsite of a fruitcake.
Damn cakefruits never can mess aroud with them acten gay or they slap the shit out of you
cakefruit by sly boy May 13, 2005

Charfruiterie Board 

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.
Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!