cowzin 

1. a fat and overweight relative or friend; a Southern country play off the word "cousin"
2. a phat and cool relative or friend

Ray: Who is that fat/phat girl over there?

Jay: Oh that is my cowzin.

cowzin by jjplayer March 19, 2007

corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.

Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.

corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012

Coozin 

Doing whatever you do; with no urgency. // kicking back taking your time on things. // Just straight chilling.

Example 1:

I see a homie and he daps me and says "what's good homie" my response is "just coozin homie what's good?"

Example 2:

"Dude I coozed through that test."

Coozin by Daffy. August 7, 2015

corzine 

verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared

"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"

corzine by daleallen January 6, 2012

cowinky-dink

A silly way to say coincidence, meaning two or more occurances that happen, seemilngly, by chance.

It was a cowinky-dink that we both had the same favorite restraunt written down on the survey.

cowinky-dink by Leashie Peashie February 2, 2009

cowgina 

a large vagina that is so horrific in smell and in taste that the flaps of it hang down like the teets of a mother cow who dripped leaky shit onto its udder and then let the shit dry into a nasty poop paste.

Man that girl's cowgina could gag a maggot. I'm pretty sure my tongue is growing some fungus after I licked it last night.

cowgina by Mr. 15 seconds July 15, 2006

cowin' lush 

A mixture of the words cowin' and lush, this is a South Wales word, largely used in Swansea. It is used to describe something that is particularly amazing or attractive.

"Oh, have you seen that new girl? She's cowin' lush she is!"

or

"Oh ger a load of this ice cream. It's cowin' lush!"

cowin' lush by L Bobbins March 6, 2009