cowsh

Mendip caving slang for cow shit.

As we entered sump five we found that it was thigh deep in cowsh.

by Brucester September 16, 2006

Cowhumper

N. Someone who fucks a cow, or any other farm animal, while drunk.

Bill: I heard Farmer Joe's a cowhumper.

Will: He's always doing something with those animals...

by ThatManInTheVan March 23, 2013

Cooshy

meaning cute, adorable.

'You look so cooshy in that photo!'

by Photogirl. June 3, 2009

cosh selfie

A selfie which only shows one half of your face

Let me take a cosh selfie

by Coshmunity April 22, 2014

Pushing cows

Also used as push her cow and push my/mah cow.

1 - The act of self-describingly handling yours or someone else's genitals as a manner of masterbation.
2 - Being discreet about a sexual mannerism
3 - Simply put, playing with yourself or someone else.

"Go away for a few minutes while i Push mah cow!"

"Did you see the two girls in the field yesterday?"
"No, but i heard they were pushin' eachother's cow".
"I wish i could've seen them pushing cows. I mite've pushed mah cow too".

"Dude! did you hear some one got caught Pushing thier cow in the bathroom at school."
"Ha! Looks like someone didnt know when it is ok to Push thier cow".

by Blargist cabinet member February 21, 2010

suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018

Cosham

A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.

*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"

by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012