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suck my cows 

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

suck my cows by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018