Cowlicker

Hiding your obvious erection with your phone and a bag of crisps when returning to the office

As I daydreamed about a previous sexual encounter, I had to do a cowlicker to hide my embarrassment from my colleagues in the office

by Jonesyinc August 21, 2012

cowlick

The effect of having a patch of one's hair stick upwards as if licked by a cow. In other words, a localized form of "beadhead".

In the movie 'There's Something About Mary' when the main female character styles her bangs straight upwards using semen. However, not all cowlicks are caused by spunk.

by Jordan Luck April 19, 2006

Cowlick

When you cut off his dick right before he comes and place it on your head.

Can we cowlick tonight?

by WillyOmNom November 30, 2018

cowlicker

one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.

i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!

by Owen Conway December 4, 2003

Cowlick

People who become monsters often had a cowlick as a kid. Charles Manson had a cowlick as a kid.

That kid with the cowlick looked a lot like you.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

cowlick

Fisting a girl to the point you need to pull your hand out and smear their own juices across the face.

that freak from the bar told me to keep going bigger. so i shoved my hand in her twat and cowlicked across the nose.

by kompany September 2, 2014

cowlicker

Country folk

Damn, that farmer is definitely a cowlicker

by Christy February 12, 2003