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cowardenates 

Da GPS-locale numerals of where yer spineless probation-officer is at da moment.
I get time off my parole for always showing up promptly at my weekly progress-check-in meetings, so I always call an hour beforehand to ask my wimpy-a**ed case-worker for his present cowardenates, since many times HE forgets about da "where, when, and what" regarding da stuff dat HE'S supposed to be doing, and so I MYSELF am often obliged to remind HIM of our scheduled appointments, and then go rushing all around da county to link up wif him so dat we can go over my past week's life-improvement activities and he can sign off on my paperwork!
cowardenates by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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cowardenation 

A cooperative association among a number of law-enforcement officials.
One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.
cowardenation by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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