cow lick

when your hair has a piece that goes up and curls like a cow licked your head.

john: bro you have a serious cow lick!

bill: aw man, does my hair look that bad?

by Horny girl that lives in la February 26, 2017

cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick

by D G FELLA January 9, 2009

cow's lick

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

by hungry cow October 27, 2003

Cow Lick

When you cut off someone's tongue and use it to rape them

Derek crossed me so he woke up with a cow lick >:)

by Fragglspazzz May 29, 2010

canadian cow lick

when a good night on the town turns into frustration when you could not get fast company, so you stumble into the field and aquire oral off a cow

hey i heard johnny didnt make it with a lass last night so he settled for a canadian cow lick

by jimmydeee April 3, 2011

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004