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The horse cow game 

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip
I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.
The horse cow game by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009

cow piss game 

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.
man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!
cow piss game by twonk August 2, 2008

Gamer Cow 

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).
John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW