Guy 1: Hey man I lost my virginity

Guy 2: Really? I never expected that! Good job man!
Guy 1:I know!

Guy 2: so..where did y’all little freaks do it at?
Guy 1: In a church, it was so empowering to see god knowing I was making this girl yell his name in vain
Guy 2: damn that’s cold, so you basically lost your CIRGINITY?
Guy 1: my what?
Guy 2: explains [definition{
Guy 1: oh?! DEFINITELY

CIRGINITY by Your local crackhead February 21, 2020

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covidjinity

The state of your body before the first time you had covid-19. Losing covidjinity is what happens when you have covid-19 for the first time and join the community of hundreds of millions of your fellow human beings who experienced the disease.

It’s your first bout of covid? Congrats on losing your covidjinity!

covidjinity by Mckey February 24, 2023

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cirginity

Losing your crab feast virginity.

She has lived in Maryland for 24 years and still has her cirginity. What a hipster.

cirginity by MD12345 July 30, 2017

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Covidginity

The state or the belief that someone has never had COVID-19.

Most of my friends have had COVID-19, but as far as I know I still have my Covidginity.

Her Covidginity is intact, she has never tested positive nor had symptoms of COVID-19.

Some people refer to it as still having a pandemic gold star, but I prefer the term Covidginity.

Covidginity by worstbirthdate March 20, 2022

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Covidginity

When you are a "Covid Virgin" meaning you avoided getting Covid-19 during the whole pandemic.

Damn, it's 2022 I got 4 shots of the Covid vaccine and just tested positive! I lost my Covidginity

Covidginity by AriGold212 May 2, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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