CIRGINITY

It's the losing of Catholic virginity in a miraculous manner

Guy 1: Hey man I lost my virginity

Guy 2: Really? I never expected that! Good job man!
Guy 1:I know!

Guy 2: so..where did y’all little freaks do it at?
Guy 1: In a church, it was so empowering to see god knowing I was making this girl yell his name in vain
Guy 2: damn that’s cold, so you basically lost your CIRGINITY?
Guy 1: my what?
Guy 2: explains definition{
Guy 1: oh?! DEFINITELY

CIRGINITY by Your local crackhead February 21, 2020

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Losing your crab feast virginity.

She has lived in Maryland for 24 years and still has her cirginity. What a hipster.

cirginity by MD12345 July 30, 2017

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Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014