CIRGINITY 

It's the losing of Catholic virginity in a miraculous manner

Guy 1: Hey man I lost my virginity

Guy 2: Really? I never expected that! Good job man!
Guy 1:I know!

Guy 2: so..where did y’all little freaks do it at?
Guy 1: In a church, it was so empowering to see god knowing I was making this girl yell his name in vain
Guy 2: damn that’s cold, so you basically lost your CIRGINITY?
Guy 1: my what?
Guy 2: explains [definition{
Guy 1: oh?! DEFINITELY

CIRGINITY by Your local crackhead February 21, 2020

cirginity 

Losing your crab feast virginity.

She has lived in Maryland for 24 years and still has her cirginity. What a hipster.

cirginity by MD12345 July 30, 2017

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

nigger virginity by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

Cerinity

A beautiful girl who has been through hell and is a badass

Cerinity is my best friend

Cerinity by Cerinity June 15, 2018

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.

I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

Virginity by Why am I in existence August 27, 2020