The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
by Country Cooter May 15, 2018
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Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.
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A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.
by RFXR October 30, 2018
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