counter-hint 

When you detect that somebody is giving you a hint, so you give them one right back.

I've asked you to socialize with me, and each time you've told me that you have other plans. So I'll leave you alone unless you ask me out and let ME tell YOU whether I'm "busy." -- The speaker is giving a counter-hint that s/he has reason to believe that the person spoken to is giving him/her a hint that they're not interested in dating/ palling around.

counter-hint by Powerpasser December 3, 2018

counterintuitive 

1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect
2) weird
3) f***ed up
4) my favorite word

oh, its the opposite of what I thought it would be...ooo! I can use my favorite word! IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!!

counterintuitive by meIsayI October 28, 2008

counterintuit 

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

counterintuit by zombilicious May 8, 2010

counterintuitive 

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you

a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"

counterintuitive by wack guy February 3, 2012

counterintelligent

Denotes an active effort to be willfully misinformed or blindly self-deceptive,

with the effect of reducing one’s natural capacity to employ a coherent thinking process.

Man, we thought Dubya was counterintelligent, but Trump makes him look like a genius.”

counterintelligent by Marquismarq January 14, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020