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counter cunt 

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
counter cunt by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014
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Anti-Racism Counterculture 

The word for the enivitable counterculture that all this #BlackLivesMatter stuff will spread due to it being everywhere, that will only serve to better spread racism. Sometimes its best to forgive and forget.
Paul: Ugh, you know all this #BlackLivesMatter stuff that is everywhere will only lead to more racism.

Jake: You talking about Anti-Racism Counterculture?

over-the-counterculture 

n. "Rebellious" or "underground" music, clothing or other such items made fashionable and sold to the gullible out of pure profit motive.
All that Hot Topic crap is just over-the-counterculture.

counterculture 

is a sociological term used to describe the values and norms of behavior of a cultural group, or subculture, that run counter to those of the social mainstream of the day,
counterculture activities- smoking pot, have 2 wifes, protesting a war, being black and being a republican, question the materialist interpretation of the American Dream, making Politically-incorrect jokes (ex making fun of jews), being gay and or doing gay stuff,

watching porn........thats perfectly Americans
counterculture by oc194278 February 26, 2009

over-the-counter counterculture 

When something that appeals to those who'd rather do their own thing is sold by a corporation. A textbook example is Hot Topic appealing to the punk/emo/metal scene by selling shirts with "clever" sayings and emblems of punk bands that were big in the decade before. Another example would be pre-ripped jeans. When attemps to stand out are made easy by going to the mall, rather than actually embracing the counterculture itself.
You shit on eggs. I need no example. over-the-counter counterculture

counterculture 

An imaginary state of being. While many social groups define themselves as "counterculture" the only truly counterculture people are geeks, nerds, etc. The only true way to be counterculture is to smile kindly and sincerely at everyone and dress appropriately for the situation.
Fake counterculture guy: I love Black Flag. I have a mohawk.
Real counterculture guy: I love opera. I wear clothes that fit.
counterculture by AquaMarina March 24, 2007

countercountermeasure

a very very long word that i have no darn clue what it means
countercountermeasure
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