count spatula 

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick

yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula

count spatula by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009

count spatula 

some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars

shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh

count spatula by aidan sucks cock March 2, 2004

count spatula 

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

count spatula by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Cunt Spatula 

When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.

EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.

Cunt Spatula by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009

cunt satulant 

1.a smelly pussy
2. an insult that you would call someone when you are pissed off at them.

nick:kenny,your such a fucking loser!!!
kenny:ehhh yehh?....well your a fucking cunt satulant!!!so go fuck yourself

cunt satulant by Herbis August 15, 2006