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count spatula 

some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars
shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh

count spatula 

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

Cunt Spatula 

When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.
EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.
Cunt Spatula by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009

cunt satulant 

1.a smelly pussy
2. an insult that you would call someone when you are pissed off at them.
nick:kenny,your such a fucking loser!!!
kenny:ehhh yehh?....well your a fucking cunt satulant!!!so go fuck yourself
cunt satulant by Herbis August 15, 2006

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026