count commas 

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted

all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas

count commas by highkeyflex69 February 26, 2018

Summit-County comma 

Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.

A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.

"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.

Summit-County comma by delink December 23, 2008

Cunt Commander 

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.

That Cunt Commander is such a bitch...

Cunt Commander by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.

Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!

Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.

Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!

Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.

Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!

Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023