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colamonkey55 

the coolest tiktoker ever so funny and gorgeous af.
wow she’s funny must be colamonkey55
colamonkey55 by pariseffiin June 24, 2021

Collamore 

A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster
“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”
Collamore by Schlick Cognitto April 4, 2023

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force 

i really have no fucking idea.
Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

Cougamilf 

Coug-a-milf: Part cougar part milf.
Milf is described as a "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck".
Cougar is described as: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.

Putting these together this means its an older women with children who you would like to fuck and she is 35+ years old.
I met this cougamilf the other night at the dance club.
Cougamilf by dstjohn July 6, 2011

Colamonpostoingllyiaderingerling 

Means 'bad' or 'horrible'. Most commonly used as a sophisticated sounding synonym for either. Most commonly used in certain parts of Australia. Especially in southern states and/or territories.
'Wow this cheese smells Colamonpostoingllyiaderingerling! I won't be having any of that!'

colamonkey55 

1) One of the hottest tiktokers there is

2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail

3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker
“Hey man, that chick is definitely a colamonkey55. I aint never seen moves that good in my life!”
colamonkey55 by jdawg6999 August 4, 2021