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Definitions by Kramer319

Cougarcorn

Twist on the cougar.

A woman who falls into the “unicorn” category on the hot to crazy ratio scale and has a boyfriend substantially younger than herself.

Usually characterized by being strikingly gorgeous, decent cook, sparkling personality, genuinely loving, slightly ( but not scandalously) older, and so completely ridiculously funny that she posted this definition 🦄✌️🤗😍❤️

Men and women alike don’t believe this creature exists, but she does.

If you are lucky enough to attract this woman... KEEP HER!
When Jason met Kristine, he knew he had found the elusive Cougarcorn!
Cougarcorn by Kramer319 January 13, 2020