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Twist on the cougar.

A woman who falls into the β€œunicorn” category on the hot to crazy ratio scale and has a boyfriend substantially younger than herself.

Usually characterized by being strikingly gorgeous, decent cook, sparkling personality, genuinely loving, slightly ( but not scandalously) older, and so completely ridiculously funny that she posted this definition πŸ¦„βœŒοΈπŸ€—πŸ˜β€οΈ

Men and women alike don’t believe this creature exists, but she does.

If you are lucky enough to attract this woman... KEEP HER!
When Jason met Kristine, he knew he had found the elusive Cougarcorn!
by Kramer319 January 13, 2020
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