dougarita

A delicious, refreshing margarita that contains no tequila or other alcohol!

Gee Doug these tequila dougaritas are delicious!

Doug’s response…oh wait was I suppose to add alcohol?

by SuzieQILoveYou July 4, 2023

cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.

That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.

by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

Dogaria

It's like skitters but from a dog.

Oh god did you see the dogaria on the ground?

Yeah man i just totally ate some dogaria for lunch

Hey you heard of beastuality porn ?
There was dogaria everywhere.

"Oh what a shame... It appears Scooby has another dose of Dogaria" - Shaggy

by Jar Binx November 18, 2010

cougarita

An older, Mexican or Latino woman who tries to have sex with much younger men.

That cougarita's moustache tickled when she went down on me last night.

by warfin January 4, 2011

Dewgarita

When you take a shit on someone, put them in a closet, and then organize a surprise party.

Did you go to Hog’s Dewgarita last thursday? It wasnt even his birthday, it was a shit show.

by Hog pondo September 16, 2020