couchist

Someone who puts couches in places where they don't belong. Kitchens, porches and sheds.

These people can relate to cults more than religion. There is no reasoning with them they will put a couch in a bathroom if they could.

I thought they were a friend but they ended up being a couchist! Could you believe that couch in their kitchen!

couchist by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017

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couchitis

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
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couchitis by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

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Related Words

couchist • couchitis • couch it • Couch stain • Couch Style/Steeze • Coůch-stëak • Couch Fisting • Couch It Out • Couch Sitter • couch stank

CouchStain

the discord user: CouchStain 🛋 has a big dick. that’s it his dick is big and ready to fuck ;)

“i just talked to CouchStain on discord and omfg he has a big dick !!”

CouchStain by graciren June 13, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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