couchist 

Someone who puts couches in places where they don't belong. Kitchens, porches and sheds.

These people can relate to cults more than religion. There is no reasoning with them they will put a couch in a bathroom if they could.

I thought they were a friend but they ended up being a couchist! Could you believe that couch in their kitchen!

couchist by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017

couchitis 

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
lazycouchpotatohungover

couchitis by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

CouchStain 

the discord user: CouchStain 🛋 has a big dick. that’s it his dick is big and ready to fuck ;)

“i just talked to CouchStain on discord and omfg he has a big dick !!”

CouchStain by graciren June 13, 2021