Someone who puts couches in places where they don't belong. Kitchens, porches and sheds.

These people can relate to cults more than religion. There is no reasoning with them they will put a couch in a bathroom if they could.
I thought they were a friend but they ended up being a couchist! Could you believe that couch in their kitchen!
by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017
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