Definitions by darkbeer42

couchist 

Someone who puts couches in places where they don't belong. Kitchens, porches and sheds.

These people can relate to cults more than religion. There is no reasoning with them they will put a couch in a bathroom if they could.

I thought they were a friend but they ended up being a couchist! Could you believe that couch in their kitchen!

couchist by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017

cornerism 

The observation of people placing furniture or any item on angles in corners.

What fine cornerism. They way they put the cage in one corner and a fish tank in the other. What beautiful angles they used.

cornerism by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017