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kiro

kiro is the true couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021

One man couch hockey

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

Reverse Couch Maneuver

The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone

Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."

by The Bury March 3, 2015

Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.

Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.

by Nafftastic January 18, 2013

couchmanship

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

Couchomania

An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.

Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.

Example One

Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."

Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."

Couchomania victim: (couch)

Example Two

Wife: "To the couch! >:)"

Husband: "Nooooooo!"

stupid annoying inexplicable

by Pualita June 18, 2010

The Couchman

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010