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Reverse Couch Maneuver
The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone
Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."
Reverse Couch Maneuver by The Bury March 3, 2015
Couch Mango
A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
Couch Mango by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
couchmanship
The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.
couchmanship by The Couchateers November 13, 2010
Couchomania
An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.
Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.
Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.
Example One
Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."
Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."
Couchomania victim: (couch)
Example Two
Wife: "To the couch! >:)"
Husband: "Nooooooo!"
stupid annoying inexplicable
Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."
Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."
Couchomania victim: (couch)
Example Two
Wife: "To the couch! >:)"
Husband: "Nooooooo!"
stupid annoying inexplicable
Couchomania by Pualita June 18, 2010
The Couchman
Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.
"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"
The Couchman by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010