Couchomania 

An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.

Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.

Example One

Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."

Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."

Couchomania victim: (couch)

Example Two

Wife: "To the couch! >:)"

Husband: "Nooooooo!"

stupid annoying inexplicable

Couchomania by Pualita June 18, 2010

coulromaniac 

The opposite of coulrophobic which is a fear of clowns, coulromaniacs are obsessed with clowns and everything related to clowns.

He's a real coulromaniac, he even joined the Clown Army Clownsec!

Some say all the juggalos are coulromaniacs due to their obsession with clowns.

coulromaniac by Fickles The Clown April 19, 2018