couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

couch to couch by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

went to couch 

A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.

girl-where is mom?

boy-she is sleeping

girl- did she go to couch?

boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .

went to couch by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Move the brown couch to the basement 

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

Move the brown couch to the basement by sara r. September 2, 2005

macramed to the couch 

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

macramed to the couch by Webster1988 September 23, 2008

glued her to the couch 

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

glued her to the couch by slurber August 8, 2011

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car 

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl 

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl by zDavidz May 12, 2008