couch slap

its when a guy sits down on the couch and your balls hit the couch making a slaping sound

E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool

by GhettoHomieG April 24, 2007

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

coochslapping

When two females have sex. Using their VAGINAS.

"Kaitlin was coochslapping with Taylor last night. Gawd, what lesbians."

by Cooterface May 16, 2006