couch slap

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its when a guy sits down on the couch and your balls hit the couch making a slaping sound

E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool

couch slap by GhettoHomieG April 24, 2007

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couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

couch slap by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

Related Words

couch slap • slapped the couch • coochslapping • Couch Swapping • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

slapped the couch by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

coochslapping

When two females have sex. Using their VAGINAS.

"Kaitlin was coochslapping with Taylor last night. Gawd, what lesbians."

coochslapping by Cooterface May 16, 2006

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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