couch lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

couch lock by Haddock May 31, 2005

Couch Lock

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."

Couch Lock by Patlacker May 25, 2010

Couch-lock 

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

Couch-lock by four.25 October 1, 2019

Couch Locked

Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."

Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.

Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."

Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.

Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"

Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!

God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'

Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.

God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.

Couch Locked by MattEtweg April 30, 2010

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

Couch Locked by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

Cough-lock 

When taking a massive hit of weed goes bad u think ‘O-Shit’ followed by a coughing, gasping, and choking that Takes over and can lead to mucas flowing from the face, puking, sweating, changing skin color,
due to lack of oxygen, and has been known to last several minutes...... one would call. CAUGHLOCK!!!!

I hit the bong too hard and got cough-lock!
I got cough-lock from hitting the blunt one time.

Cough-lock by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

Couch locked by drew a button December 12, 2020