couch licker 

when you
when you lick couches

Stop licking couches you couch licker!

couch licker by bung linger April 19, 2023

cooch licker 

One who licks cooch; an individual who partakes in the act of licking a vagina.

That dyke is quite the cooch licker.

cooch licker by littlecheese October 31, 2005

couchlicker 

Undefinable asshole, usually a ginger but can be anyone making fun of others.
Example: Phil is a cool guy, but he's such a couchliker. Variations: #couchlicker

Phil is cool, but he's such a couchlicker.

couchlicker by The BEEJ February 12, 2015