couch cunts Share definition Flag the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun. "i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink." couch cunts by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the couch cunts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch