Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.
Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"
Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"
A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.
"I dreamed I went to CoreyWoods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"
Originally a local slang name for one smalltown Canadian city park (the name of the exact original city is unlclear now) where younger gay men often congregated for anonymous sex. The term is now used by hipsters across Canada, mainly to describe similar wooded parks in major urban centers.
Kyle met his first serious boyfriend down at Corey Woods.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.