corpstoof

/kɔɹp'stuf/

:verb, past tense verb: corpstoofed, present particle verb: corpstoofing

1. Snacking or solitary dining to the point of physical discomfort and queasiness, especially on unhealthy food.

noun: corpstoofer (pejorative)

1. Someone who corpstoofs.
2. A binge eater.

Slang: "stoofed" or 'bruce stoof" (After Bruce Bogtrotter).

From: "corp" - body (latin), "stuppo" - block, plug (latin)

1. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that damn guacamole because now I'm corpstoofed as FUCK.

2. She shouldn't be corpstoofing the 7 layer dip....isn't she on a diet?
3. Ate so much goddamn shit on the 4th of July. I'm actually a chronic corpstoofer.

4. If you corpstoof after work, you might be too corpstoofed to have a balanced dinner.

by wizardbabe October 6, 2023

corpsouflage

Dead people skin. Disguises the wearer as a zombie and masks the smell of fresh human. Available in black.

Dad - "Billy, didn't I tell you not to play in the park without your corpsouflage?"

Billy - "But daaad!"

Dad - "No buts now... these inner city zombies will tear your white ass apart..."

by The Grim Sweeper October 4, 2010

corpstoofed

Eating too much and feeling bad but also you keep eating cuz it tastes good and then ur stomach hurts and its just Jello like you know you're gaining and its all for some jello but its pistachio jello. so maybe its worth it. no its not. And what is that feeling called???? corpstoof baby.

bitch if i dont stop corpstoofing myself ......im tired of feeling corpstoofed -___-

by 3men3cocks October 6, 2023