When someone nearly has a heart attack because they know someone who read about something related to the Corona Virus and now they think they will get it.
A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
So, yall find yourself in a pandemic and you're happy to take all the precautions to meet up, but you totally understand if someone doesn't particularly feel comfortable socialising yet for whatever reasons.
It's that little bit too awkward and long asking someone if they're in a 'masks just won't do kinda situation' - if they're not really Coronakay.
Genz: hey g haven't seen you in a while, wanna hang?
Genz: coronakay?
Gary: not really man
Gary: not ready for that just yet
Genz: fair enough i get you, lets meet up when this all blows over x
Referring to February 2020; the month during which the United States Federal Government did as much nothing as possible to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 among it's citizenry.
So, we banned travel from China in late January ...we did nothing in Coronuary; and then the shit hit the fanmid-march.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.