The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.
Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.
In these uncertain times...replacing the typical dental dam with a sheet of plexiglass, latex gloves, face covering, and with hand sanitizer (at least 60% alcohol of course) standing closely by for a quick scrub up when you finish! A very intimate experience.
The new normal created by this pandemic will all have us thinking outside the box when engaging in CoronaLingus.
Sneezing into a chick’s vagina and then squirting her in the eye with a lime slice when she complains followed by insertion of said slice into her rectum
With the Covid 19 virusmania going on, Sharon did NOT appreciate the coronalingus I gave her last night!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.