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corona dump

Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:

1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or

2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.

Due to social distancing this:

1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or

2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped
by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020
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Coronalumps

The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.
Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
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