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Cornflower 

Someone who is mean, sassy, particularly the definition of a loser. They are often the reflection of a middle aged Karen who’s husband left them. Nobody likes a cornflower.
“Ayo stfu cornflower”
“ummm what does that mean?!?!”
“ask your blonde hair you artificial barbie-lookin head ass boi”
Cornflower by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 7, 2021
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cornflower 

After a night of karaoke and appletini's, Elmer decided to give his cornflower to Merle.
cornflower by Martin Scorsleazy April 16, 2009

cornflower 

1. a friend of a xanax or cailyn. a cailyn is otherwise know as cialis
2. prostitue who will only have wenis sex
1. ya, i'm her cornflower and she's my cailyn
2. i was really horny so i hired a cornflower, but it wasn't what i expected.
cornflower by xanax January 12, 2008

cornflower cunt 

The female equivalent of blue balls. Cornflower is used as a variant of blue simply to capture the feminine mystique of knowing every color, no matter how obscure- mauve, fuschia, periwinkle, etc.
She gave her boyfriend a blow job in the car and couldn't get off herself. She ended up with a bad case of cornflower cunt.
cornflower cunt by Blxmth August 5, 2016

cornflower blue

a) A shade of blue mixed with hints of lavender and reserved exclusively for executives with no sense of originality or self-worth,

b) or term used by macho idiots (who only just heard it somewhere) trying to appear color-sensitive to a woman they really only want to impress to try to get in her pants.
a) Can I get that icon in cornflower blue?

b) I could be mistaken, baby, but aren't your eyes cornflower blue?
cornflower blue by shamslam May 21, 2009

Cornflower Blue Tie 

What your asshole boss wears to work on Tuesdays, with his grande latte.
It must of been Tuesday. He was wearing his Cornflower Blue Tie .

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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