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Cornerstone 

Figurative - A foundation, basis or support.

Stone which lies at the corner of two walls and unites them; implies a sense of foundation in that the building would fall to ground without the cornerstone.
"This law is implicit in earlier work, but Lavoisier stated it explicitly and used it as the cornerstone of his science."

"Yoga and meditation were the cornerstone to the success of the state ranker."
Cornerstone by K****h4u February 18, 2019

Cornerstoning

The transferring of feces from one anus to another.
Me and my girlfriend were cornerstoning last night, shit got everywhere. When her parents got home shit hit the fan.

I cornerstoned that bitch.
Cornerstoning by Dylan Rodriguez November 5, 2012

Cornerstone 

When you get intoxicated to break through a sexual inhibition—like when pot helps you “turn a corner” sexually.
“Carly wanted to do her new boyfriend Mike, but she just couldn’t do it until she got cornerstoned.”

Cornerstone Music Festival 

1. A music festival held in Bushnell, IL the week on 4th of July.
2. Heaven on Earth
"Dude, did you go to the Cornerstone Music Festival this year?"
"NO!!! Was it awesome?"
"DUH! It's HEAVEN ON EARTH"

Cornerstone College

A Lutheran school in Mount Barker, Australia. According to Wikipedia it has a library, a basketball court gym, a canteen, an oval and a theater. BIG FAT WHOOP!!!!

According to Calum its students are "them damn Cornerstone kids, with all there (sic) amazing education, great personalities,
and surplus money."

....Obviously not such an amazing education.

The kids from Mount Barker High School like to throw fruit at the kids from Cornerstone, as Mt Barker's legendary bus chariot, the Big Yellow Bitch rolls past the Cornerstone kids sweltering and or freezing in their ramshackle tin shed excuse for a bus stop.

Overall, Cornerstone is a fine establishment, though what goes on behind those oddly-shaped school gates, I shall never know. *tear*
Let's go throw some fruit at the Cornerstone College kids.